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The Grammar Nazi…

If I can be so bold as to speak for the other Grammar Nazis around the world – call us what you will – but I will continue to goose step until you learn the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

March 13, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Going cold turkey: No cell

This last month I took on a challenge – one that most mortal humans these days would fear to try. Take six teenagers to a Taylor Swift concert? No, I'm not that crazy. Go to Wal-Mart on a Thursday night to buy shampoo? I'd prefer greasy hair. Take a date to watch 50 Shades of Grey? No. Obviously I went alone. These things all fail in comparison to the monumental task I achieved the month of February.

March 06, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


The Art of the Sneak Out

I come from a long line of people good at sneaking out of parties. My grandfather Jack Cunningham was considered by many to be the Michelangelo of the Party Sneak Out. I'm pretty sure I once witnessed my brother Richie completely vaporize from a hallway at my Aunt Carol's house – only to reappear on his couch at home to catch the start of the 11 p.m. SportsCenter.

February 27, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Lent is here...

Ash Wednesday has passed, and Lent has arrived. The religious custom of Lent for Christians, is one that involves a 40 day period of prayer, penance, repentance, and atonement, in preparation for Easter Sunday. As a good Catholic boy, I will try my best to observe this period by cutting several things out of my life but some things – things that should probably cut out, and not just during Lent – shall continue. Here is a quick list of these:

February 20, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Free Valentine’s Day advice

Valentine's Day is here once again, waving its finger in everyone's face. Commercial on top of commercial make one thing clear – here is what Love requires and here is where you can buy it.

February 12, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


It’s gambling time

Sunday is the Super Bowl. That means only one thing for this pigskin lover: The Year of 2015 can officially begin. I don't turn my calendar until sports' version of "The Big One" is complete.

January 30, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Now playing . . .

I went to the movies twice this week – and watched the same movie.

January 23, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


Some random thoughts...

Ladies, if you take the time to dress your cat or dog in little costumes, this is why you are single…

January 14, 2015 | | Manteca to a T


Tattoo or not to Tattoo...

Is there anybody under the age of 25 that doesn't have a tattoo? It has become the guy's earring of this era with just one difference – you can't take it out. I know my indifference towards the current trend of arm sleeves and neck tats is a bit short sided, considering the fact that I have tattoos.

January 07, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


The year in review...

It was Christmas time of last year when Jason Campbell and myself kicked around the idea of a "Manteca to a T"-type column. We had no idea if the Bulletin would go for it. That was up to Dennis Wyatt. We had no name for it. That was also Dennis Wyatt's stroke of genius. We had no idea what It should be – or what it could become – and we still don't.

December 30, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


About Christmas gifts

EDITOR'S NOTE: This column features comments from Chris Teicheira's Facebook page. The Bulletin isn't responsible for his friends' broken sentences, poor grammar or general lack of interest in punctuation.

December 19, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


MANTECA TO A “C”

EDITOR'S NOTE: Manteca to a T columnist Chris Teicheira is in Costa Rica. In his absence, he's asked Mark Condit to share his thoughts about growing up in The Family City. Worth noting, Condit has purposely misspelled Mick Founts' name wrong throughout this piece for reasons only he knows.

December 10, 2014 | By MARK CONDIT Guest Columnist | Manteca to a T


Don’t tug on the beard, kid

Does anybody remember the actual moment they found out Santa wasn't real?

December 05, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


IT’S METH, FOLKS

In attempting to write a column in regards to the homeless ordinances that have been passed – and its subsequent backlash, I realized that even written with kid's gloves – made of angels' wings and butterfly kisses – someone is going to be unhappy with it. So I'm just going to take the gloves off, and say some of the things nobody apparently wants to hear.

November 21, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Remember, thank a veteran . . .

I went to the Raiders game over the weekend with a couple of old friends, Steven Strawser (U.S. Army veteran) and Jess Grande (U.S. Marines veteran). The Marines celebrated their 239th Birthday on Monday and Veterans' Day was Tuesday.

November 13, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


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Buffalo scrub lore

The fall corn harvest has come early this year due to the California drought. I've spent the last week in the cab of a ...

August 20, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


Legend of Deaf Puppy

There comes a time in a 42 year old single man's life when he makes the conscious decision to begin hedging his bets with ...

August 13, 2015 | | Manteca to a T


RIP Roddy Piper

This last week the world lost one of its greatest entertainers – in my humble opinion. Mr. Roderick George Toombs passed in his sleep. Who you ...

August 07, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


Back to school

The joy of summer is coming to an end, and soon the kids of Manteca will be back in school. Which, in a way, is ...

July 31, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


Thought for food

I arrived at the Second Harvest Food Bank Wednesday morning to put in a day's work. I wish I could say I was there ...

July 24, 2015 | | Manteca to a T


Rockin’ with Metallica

Summertime in Nor-Cal means concert time. It means loading up the car with friends when you are 18 and having that first concert rite of ...

July 17, 2015 | | Manteca to a T


Twenty-Six Years of Coffee Mugs

Editor's note: Dennis Fleming is filling in for Chris Teicheira as a guest columnist for Manteca to a T. Fleming has been a full-time ...

July 10, 2015 | By DENNIS FLEMING | Manteca to a T


‘Kiss my grits!’

Please leave my childhood alone liberal America. In a recent move that makes about as much sense as banning pepperoni from a pizza parlor, the ...

July 06, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


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