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There's nothing like an engagement party to start the spring season. A renewed vigor spurned by the company of love and hope – and a few cocktails to encourage heady conversation. The home of John and Jacque Riella was the place; the upcoming marriage of their daughter Janelle and fiancé Jan Schwarz the occasion.

April 10, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Freeze! Kitty, Kitty!

Has the Manteca Police Department gone to the dogs and cats?! Not yet, but possibly soon according to sources. The state-funded group "Alternative Species Support Units" has tabbed Manteca as the site for its initial test run. The Alternative Species Support Units has been working for nearly five years on utilizing the talents of different animal species within the police force. "The cat is a wonderful option, sleek and much more covert, we seek to use their natural feline abilities to help aid us in day-to-day patrol," A.S.S.U. Trainer Frank Drebin stated. The Cat has a longer ...

April 03, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Happy Birthday Cpl. Palmer

Monday was Cpl. Charles O. Palmer's 43rd birthday.

March 27, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


What the Huck?!

A strange and wonderful thing happened to me recently, and all it took was this column – and years of being a pain in the butt.

March 20, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Play Ball (or just watch)

Cut grass, new uniforms, smiling faces, and hope. These are the main ingredients to the beginning of baseball season - for all ages. Seeing the pictures of the 75th installment of the Manteca Little League Opening Day Ceremony made me very jealous. Those were hands down the greatest days.

March 12, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


On the 7th column he rested

On the 7th column he restedPhew, how did Pat O' Leary do it?! I'm only seven columns in and my index finger is sore, an unfortunate circumstance of being a chicken pecker that never learned to type.

March 06, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Almond blossoms & stray dogs

The almond trees are blossoming, the bees are buzzing – and garbage and dogs are being dumped in the countryside. Nothing says Ansel Adams or Thomas Kinkade springscape like a 26-inch broken Zenith lying next to an old dresser by the side of the road. It seems every year around this time, someone's spring cleaning discards become a part of rural Manteca. Do people not know about the dump? Or the fact that the city will come to your house once a year for large disposals?

February 27, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Shave and a haircut

Long, long ago in a Manteca far, far away, I'm told of the 25-cent haircut. Even as a young boy in the 1970s that seemed to be the greatest bargain ever. During my childhood, Manteca offered a few spots; Dan's Barber Shop and Sadies come to mind. All the women in my family went to Sadies, which is why I wouldn't.

February 20, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


A beautiful root

It is with a heavy heart that I write this week's column. The unexpected loss of family member Janet Teicheira on Friday morning has left us in a state of mourning and disbelief. Janet is my father's first-cousin; they were a few months apart in age. That fact alone made her much more an aunt than a cousin. Being part of a large Portuguese family, you are taught generational respect at an early age. The Teicheiras of my dad's generation (the third in Manteca are more like aunts and uncles and the generation above them were revered ...

February 12, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Me? I wasn’t there

I've recently encountered a strange new phenomenon sweeping the community. It goes by several names: "I was never Here-itis" or "Don't use that Quote-emia." Some people stricken by this don't realize for a day or two and then catch "Post Event Regrettia." The personal satisfaction I receive upon getting a phone call or text the next day, the one informing me "I wasn't there – keep me out of the column," is very short-lived. For one, I'm quite adept at reading the room and am not looking to cause collateral damage with this column. Secondly, and ...

February 06, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


A doff of the cap

A sincere thank you to everyone that enjoyed the first installment of "Manteca to a T." Hearing from my Grandmother that Earl "The Pearl" Pimentel was proud of his former student's column or being forwarded a message from coach Joe Handy – "Teicheira you're like a Virginia Slim. You've come a long way, baby!" – had me walking tall and proud for a day … until I stopped by my mother's house for dinner Friday night.

January 30, 2014 | By CHRIS TEICHEIRA Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


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Bird-watching in Manteca

I recently did a little bird-watching in Manteca. Not at Caswell Park or some country field, but right in the middle of town. The Chevron at the corner of Yosemite and Spreckels is my preferred watching habitat. It was 6 a.m. and the coffee lineup was full. That's when I spotted one. "Lots of bad stuff in the paper lately. Manteca sure isn't how it used to be."

September 25, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Tag, you're not it?!

I was watching football with friends recently when an old high school buddy's 7-year-old daughter let me know "I'm the fastest in my class - .even the boys!" I thought aloud, "Must be fun never getting caught at Tag." To which she responded, "We don't get to play Tag anymore." Talk about sucking the air out of the room. I should've just stayed focused on the Raiders taking another beating but I needed resolution, so I asked her why?

September 18, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


It’s my birthday again

Looking at my mother you'd never guess she has a 35-year-old son. She does – but my brother Richie has nothing to do with me turning 42.

September 12, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


A day in the tractor...

September has arrived, and for farmers across the San Joaquin Valley that means one thing – harvest time.

September 04, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Lights, camera, Manteca...

It seems that everywhere you turned this summer, somebody was filming part of a movie right here in Manteca. Whether occupying a local gymnasium, hospital or grocery store, Manteca was a destination spot for several filmmakers.

August 27, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


Football’s special bond

There is an immeasurable sense of brotherhood and fellowship that exists between people that have been football teammates. I'm talking about real football – not that game you play at the park with your older brothers, though that is a wonderful way to refine your skills. I'm talking two-a-days, mid-summer heat, sprints for five straight days, and haven't even seen a football on the field yet. Then you finally get your helmet and pads.

August 21, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T


It’s football time again!

I've been preparing to write this football column for nearly three weeks and the only thing that has become clear is that I could legitimately write a column about football every single day for the next 25 years without having to repeat myself.

August 14, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


Verbal Bar Warfare

This was going to be my column about football and women; my male chauvinist view of how women are ruining my enjoyment of the sport. Not the ones that hate it, but the ones that feel the need to show us how much they love the sport. We get it: You like football, but you've begun to invade our space – and some of us don't like having to share our "Mary-Kay" party with you. But I'm going save it until next week. I figure the backlash will be severe enough that the Bulletin will be forced to ...

August 07, 2014 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T


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