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MRPS Festa is a family affair

I would like to thank Chris Teicheira for entrusting me to pinch hit for him while he is in Oregon.

June 12, 2015 | By BRONI STEVES | Manteca to a T

Meet George Jetson . . .

We have come a long way in a short time with our technological advances. The capability of finding out who played bass for the Doobie Brothers, or where the closest taco truck is while on the west side of Turlock, is now readily available with the click of a cell phone. But some things have remained stuck on the ground – as in our cars. I think back to watching The Jetsons, and realize they dangled that flying car in front of a kid, like it was just a few years from becoming reality. But here I am in 2015, still ...

June 05, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

The graduation confrontation . . .

It's the last week of school for the town's outgoing Senior Classes. Finals, Disneyland, Senior Fun Days, and Grad Night mark the end of their journeys through high school. Tying off all the loose ends, and saying goodbye to faculty and friends. I remember my last week like it was yesterday, all my classmates reaping the rewards of 4 tumultuous years – but they were all doing it without me. I'd been given the old heave-ho exactly 8 days before graduation. I'm here to warn you seniors, "It ain't over til it's over". There is ...

May 28, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

Bon Bons & the Kangaroo Court . . .

There is nothing more fruitless and futile, than an argument with someone on Social Media. A person can easily find themselves embroiled in a 3 day hash slinging competition – and who has the time for that?...Well, I do!

May 22, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

Readers share thoughts about Memorial Day

Editor's note: Chris Teicheira asked his readers to post some of their thoughts about memorial Day.

May 22, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

The word you shouldn’t utter

It happened again. Somebody used "that" word right in front of me. They didn't even have the tact or shame to say it under their breath. He just blurted it out in mixed company, as if his level of comfort with it somehow gave him license to spread it to others in our community. It is a word I despise as much today, as the day I heard it for the first time. It is a word so ugly and pervasive, it should required to carry a bar of soap when using it.

May 15, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

Dear Mom . . .

Thank you for always making the edges of my fried eggs crispy. Thanks for letting me read an entire Heathcliff book to you in one sitting – and do it each day – because I needed to practice my comedic timing at age 7. Pretending you didn't notice I was watching Saturday Night Live in my bedroom, when I should've been in bed asleep. For giving my 3 awesome siblings...the time you allowed me and my friends to . . . wait a second!.

May 08, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

Who’s comin’ to dinner?

In anticipation of the upcoming Manteca Hall of Fame dinner, I was perusing the Hall of Fame website last Friday night.

May 01, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

The Entitlement Kid rides again...

If you are a lifelong Mantecan then undoubtedly you've developed a little Manteca Entitlement along the way, whether it's riding the slides at Oakwood for free because you knew the right people … or that you can turn left onto Yosemite when leaving MHS if you really, really need Taco Bell … or the expectation that your coffee will be on the house at Johnny's (Ed's Patio for you pre-East Union Baby Boomers). These entitlements are part of the wonderful nuance of being raised in a small town, but when you begin to rely on these entitlements and ...

April 24, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

Six Degrees of Manteca

The list for Manteca's newest Hall of Fame inductees is out and I was excited to see that not only did I recognize every name but I have broken bread with more than a few of them. I'm no spring chicken and have had that short internal dialogue we have from time to time – am I getting old? The answer is a resounding "Yes!" But as I perused the list of 2015 inductees, I felt something besides old. I felt lucky; lucky that I've had the opportunity to have had several of these inductees in my life ...

April 17, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

Spring has sprung

Spring is for lovers, or in a recent case I encountered, spring is for high school kids to park in orchards, and spend a little quality time with their sweetheart. Is there a more time honored Manteca tradition than a good old "spring orchard fling" when you are 17?

April 10, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

It’s baseball time . . .

The grass is green, (at least for now) and the kids are taking to the field. It's baseball time, folks, our national pastime. Is there anything more relaxing than taking in a day game? Watching a group of 5- to 6-year-olds bumble and stumble along? Turning a routine ground ball into a comedy of errors?

March 27, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

When did we grow up?

A strange new thing has been happening to me as of late. I run into various business owners, town officials, and people in positions of power in our town and realize that most are my former schoolmates – or people of my generation. When did I become an adult? Or more adequately, when did my peers – the people I grew up with in this town – take the reins and call them their own? It is both a proud and scary moment to realize that this is my generation's time. Our time to be parents and raise families. Our time to ...

March 20, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T

The Grammar Nazi…

If I can be so bold as to speak for the other Grammar Nazis around the world – call us what you will – but I will continue to goose step until you learn the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

March 13, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

Going cold turkey: No cell

This last month I took on a challenge – one that most mortal humans these days would fear to try. Take six teenagers to a Taylor Swift concert? No, I'm not that crazy. Go to Wal-Mart on a Thursday night to buy shampoo? I'd prefer greasy hair. Take a date to watch 50 Shades of Grey? No. Obviously I went alone. These things all fail in comparison to the monumental task I achieved the month of February.

March 06, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira Manteca to a 'T' | Manteca to a T

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Year later, homeless problem still exists

Thanks to the news regarding the recent lawsuit being brought against the City of Manteca, the homeless issue is once again the hot button of ...

November 26, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

Thankful Mantecans

(While I may be the captain of the ship that is Manteca to a T, I often find it is best to hand the wheel ...

November 20, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

The Santatastrophe

It's been a good 15 years since I first played Santa during the holiday season. I'd like to think I was first asked ...

November 13, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

In regards to last week’s column . . .

Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that I still live in what is essentially, the same small town I grew up in. Last week ...

November 06, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T

Missing days of intense EU-Manteca rivalry

Here we are nearly midway through the football season. The Raiders and Niners seem to be what everyone thought – one team on the rise, the ...

October 30, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

Sundays with Manuel . . .

Sunday mornings on the dairy were always an adventure for me as a teen. Sundays were the day my uncles would take off to be ...

October 23, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

A swing & a miss

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Baseball playoffs are in full swing. My tractor cab prepped with sunflower seeds and ice cold ...

October 16, 2015 | By Chris Teicheira | Manteca to a T

Lesson learned, Mrs. Wentworth, Mr. Clemensen

So here I am, on the eve of my book signing, and can only think of one thing – the fact that I have the penmanship ...

October 09, 2015 | | Manteca to a T

Manteca to a teat

It was a Tuesday evening in the not so distant past when I was bombarded by the milk and toddler display outside of Save Mart.

October 02, 2015 | | Manteca to a T


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