A few years back, Manteca Waterslides did a take-off on a popular Top 40 song "Walk Like an Egyptian" to create a radio campaign dubbed "Walk Like a Manteekan" promoting the recreation water park.
It's a tongue in cheek police harassment satire that a friend sent me on line supposedly written by a police sergeant in a Southern California department. It was well done and it was obvious I had to talk with the author before using it in a column.
Sometime on Friday afternoon when I was busy planting four Japanese maples, the earthly journey of my oldest brother Richard ended.
Roy Gardner lived across the alley from my family when I was growing up in Roseville.
My sister Mary was a senior in high school when she decided she wanted to become a teacher.
Editor, Manteca Bulletin,
Big corporations may one day want to thank PG&E for helping throw a roadblock in their never-ending battle to manipulate California government through the initiative process.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Andrew Blankenship turns 24 this week.
Meg Whitman is right.
Life - as Dick Prada lived it - is about doing the right thing.
Get ready for one of the most polite - and possibly closest - races for mayor Manteca has ever seen.
PG&E's long-range ability to survive as a monopoly protected by what are essentially government price controls now may very well depend upon stopping the South San Joaquin Irrigation District from entering the retail power business.
We don't have normal elections in California. We have spectacles.
I finally made up my mind who to vote for in Tuesday's Republican primary for Congress.
Bravo, Mr. President!
"He is the one who will build a house for my Name…."
The world has come a long way since a cold Sunday morning in December of 1971.
Eat out and support a good cause! APPLEBEE'S is hosting a FLAPJACK FUNDRAISER on Saturday, April 5, from 8 to 10 a.m. at the 1272 E. Yosemite Avenue restaurant in Manteca as a fundraiser for the Manteca-Lathrop-Escalon-Ripon Community Council of United Way of San Joaquin with proceeds benefitting local charities. Tickets are $5. Yummy!
Not that anyone in the upper echelons at PG&E is going to be exchanging an executive suite at 77 Beale Street in San Francisco for a cell at Leavenworth federal prison but the firm that once was represented by the lovable Reddy Kilowatt is anything but lovable these days.
Hamid Aboutalebi has been appointed by Iran as its new ambassador to the United Nations.
"Taxes" is not a four-letter word.
I never want anything for my birthday.
Ever been audited by the IRS?
Religion resides at the heart of every human person. It might be described as a way of healing - or at least dealing with - what we call Original Sin: that black hole in the core of the human race since the Fall.
Where's the best little whorehouse in California?
There were perhaps two dozen Dalmatians barking in the various pens when I made the second of three trips to the Save a Spot rescue in rural Turlock.
The Manteca Sororptimist Spring Tea & Fashion Show is Saturday, March 29, at noon at the Manteca Senior Center, 295 Cherry Lane. Tea is served at 1 p.m. with a three-course luncheon. Models from age 15 to over 60 will show off fashions from Maurices and the Dress Barn. Tickets are $25. They are available at Tipton's in downtown Manteca or from Soropotimist members.
Ever walk down a city street and come across the "emissions" from a horse?
Hobby Lobby is closed on Sundays.