Jeff Liotard was just tired of being fat. He’ll jokingly talk about how, in order to keep his physique, he would start every morning off with a trip to McDonald’s, and would likely hit the drive-thru twice during the day just to satisfy those little hunger pangs. As the owner of Mountain Mike’s Pizza, he isn’t afraid to say that he would love it when an order got messed up so he could literally sweep all of the toppings off and eat them without the rest of the pizza – just the cheese and the meat and the little reservoirs of grease that congregate in the chain’s trademark pepperoni.