Back in the 1990s, Manteca Waterslides did a take-off on a popular Top 40 song “Walk like an Egyptian” to create a radio campaign dubbed “Walk like a Manteekan” promoting the recreation water park.The Brown family got it wrong. There is no science — or art — to walking like a Manteekan except an ability to wear toe tags instead of toe rings.But it does require a special breed to drive like a Manteekan.To drive like a Manteekan requires devotion to an art form that is best described as “Pedestrian Pounding.”California requires drivers to pass tests that require them to acknowledge there are traffic laws and common courtesy that should be used on the roads. This is simply not the case if you want to drive like a Manteekan.A true Manteekan driver has a complete and utter disdain and disregard for any life form not wrapped in a ton or so of steel.You must be willing to steer your weapon of mass destruction toward innocent men, women and children.