I went to the movies twice this week – and watched the same movie. Before you think, “Oh that cad, I wonder if the two women know he pulled this maneuver,” let it be known that I went to the movies with my regular movie date; the person I attend three out of four movies with – myself. The fact I went to see American Sniper for a second time should reflect upon me being a good American – not just a dude that can't find a date or, more to the point, can't stand the process of dating itself.