WOMAN POSES AS NURSE AT SAN JOSE HOSPITAL: SAN JOSE (AP) — Authorities are telling San Francisco Bay Area hospitals to be on alert after a woman was arrested for pretending to be a nurse at a San Jose medical center. The Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office said on Monday that 29-year-old Crystal Cook of Felton was discovered in scrubs wearing a stethoscope and a fake registered nurse badge at Valley Medical Center. Hospital security summoned sheriff's deputies who arrested Cook Friday on suspicion of a pair of misdemeanors..