John Milton was an amateur.

The 17th century British intellect that penned the epic 10,000 line poem “Paradise Lost” chronicling man’s fall from grace was a lightweight compared to the California Chorus that makes the Greek Chorus of lore come across as mere mimes.

California, according to those manning death watch duties, has been in deep decline now supposedly for six decades.

If we decline anymore, real estate agents that drive Lexuses are going to be forced to trade them in for Lamborghinis.

That is not a Pollyanna utterance.

There are tons of problems in the Golden State.

At times it seems the doomsdayers have won the lottery — high taxes, urban congestion, homeless issues, drought, flooding, mudslides, wildfires and — to mix things up from time-to-time — major earthquakes.

Linger around long enough and one of the state’s eight active volcanoes will erupt.

Media types doing doomsday dances on cable TV talk shows swoop down like vultures whenever anything is found that can make California look like roadkill.

California has the highest number of homeless people. Queue up the funeral dirge.

California is burning down, treading water, bone dry, or shaking apart. Better call an undertaker.

We are the most populated state by far with 39.59 million people or some 7.4 million more than the closest also ran state of Texas.

It would stand to reason if numbers of “bad things” are at the top or near there when compared to the other 49 states that don’t even come close to our diversity of people, landscape, or population.

But if you look closer, a lot of those bad counts aren’t propositional to our size.

As for the tech talent drain, data shows the majority of the people “fleeing” LA and the Bay Area don’t go farther east than Sacramento, the Northern San Joaquin Valley, and the Inland Empire.

Our growth has clearly matured compared to other segments of the country.

Keep in mind California went from less than 15,000 people some 178 years ago to 39.59 million people today.

That said, it takes more than just having a lot of people to make a state great.

It is why you need to ask yourself this question: If this is hell and whatever state you want to use as your depiction of heaven, what is the lure of California?

It arguably is just as expensive to live here as it is in the one state everyone may agree is a tropical paradise — Hawaii.

So why hasn’t an exodus of tectonic proportions started?

Perhaps it is the climate. Maybe it’s the unparalleled diversity of people, culture, geography, and nature.

If you judge paradise in terms of an agrarian culture, California is indeed the land of nuts, honey, and fruit.

What flows to tables from our orchards, dairies, and other farmland makes states like Nebraska that identify themselves as a farming Mecca come across as wishful thinkers.

Texas might claim things are bigger there but their tallest tree looks like a Charlie Brown Christmas tree compared to redwoods, the highest mountain is a mole hill compared to Mt. Whitney and their tech hubs aren’t producing “Texas” sized initial public offerings. San Jose by itself can beat Texas in that category.

This is not a knock on Texas or any other state for that matter.

It’s just after 60 years or so of California being on the death watch list of pundits and wishful politicians not plying their trade in the Pacific Time Zone, reports of California’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

Once you look around and take in what nature and man has created within the boundaries of California, the high price we pay to live here starts making a bit of sense.

Do not misconstrue the point.

Housing prices are insane and always seem to be heading out of control.

Housing costs, however, are a function of how prime the real estate is as well as the location.

It is a problem, of course, if the financial squeeze is too much.

But even if you can make it work, it is a waste of money if you fail to savor California.

The weather is great most of the time. The call of the wild can be satisfied with mountains, beaches, deserts, valleys, a vast ocean, a delta, lakes, and rivers.

And if you’re more cosmopolitan, San Francisco and Los Angeles await although to be honest cities in California significantly smaller than either SF or LA are more diverse than the largest cities in many other states.

Yes, all good things must come to an end.

But the final curtain for California is not around the corner, given our tendency to re-invent ourselves as we become a smoothie as opposed to a stew passed off as a melting pot.